lesbianathogwarts:

asianpredator:

domodisciple:

asianpredator:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

strangeharpy:

edgebug:

sprightlyvigilante:

the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets

i want to read this novel

I want to write this novel.

I want to edit this novel.
Sounds like we have a plan.

I want to produce the movie

I’m directing the porn parody

I’m buying the porn parody

is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no

fridafox:

my type is young leonardo dicaprio no exceptions you literally have to be young leonardo dicaprio

no matter how close i think i am with someone there’s always someone before me like i’m literally never someone’s first option 

Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.